BENNETT AND GRACE FUNNIES

I found this file on my computer.  Who knows how long it has been on there.....

BENNETT: 

Trying to pick a new soccer name for his soccer team.  Bennett suggested ‘Purple Diarrhea’. When I asked him why on earth he would suggest that as a name, he replied, “Because everyone laughs at me.” (age 5)

·      Standing in the shower with me.  I moved over and the water hit you on the back.  You grabbed your butt cheeks and said “Ow.  My biscuits are burning!” (age 5)

·      “Narnia is the best present that I have ever gotten.  When I got it, I was like WOW!  But, Jesus is the best present.” (age 5)

GRACE:

·      While at dance class….learning shuffles.  Aunt Sandy said, “Hold your arms out and with your leg go brush, brush, brush, brush.”  Gracie replied, “We use toothpaste?” (age 2)

·      Calls your bedroom “my libing room” (age 2)

·      You asked if it was a school day.  When I said that it was, you said, “I will try not to bite my friends today.” (age 2)